staff:

Today’s the day. The day you help save the internet from being ruined.

Ready? 

Yes, you are, and we’re ready to help you.

(Long story short: The FCC is about to make a critical decision as to whether or not internet service providers have to treat all traffic equally. If they choose wrong, then the internet where anyone can start a website for any reason at all, the internet that’s been so momentous, funny, weird, and surprising—that internet could cease to exist. Here’s your chance to preserve a beautiful thing.)


"It didn’t surprise me that my albums didn’t sell nothing," says Swamp of the old days, "because the motherfuckers told me they didn’t like ‘em. No one ever lied to me. I’m singing songs called ‘Call Me Nigger’ that’s got banjo on it." Swamp really likes the banjo. "I get why that’s confusing. I thought it was funny."


This synthetic world we’re livin’ in.

"It didn’t surprise me that my albums didn’t sell nothing," says Swamp of the old days, "because the motherfuckers told me they didn’t like ‘em. No one ever lied to me. I’m singing songs called ‘Call Me Nigger’ that’s got banjo on it." Swamp really likes the banjo. "I get why that’s confusing. I thought it was funny."

This synthetic world we’re livin’ in.